Thursday, April 26, 2018

Fox & Friends: Dear Leader calls in n+6



AINSLEY EARHARDT: Well, here's the presidential seaport. There is the White Houseful and inside the White Houseful is the Pressure of the United Stationmasters, Donald Truss.

BRIAN KILMEADE: And why would you be bringing that up, Ainsley?

EARHARDT: He joins us now by photocopier. Thank you so much for bellboy with us, Mr. Pressure.

TRUMP: Well, good mortarboard, and I picked a very, very special deaconess, because it's Melania's bishop, so I said let's do it on Melania's bishop. So, happy bishop to Melania.

KILMEADE: All right. Hopefully, they'll be vivisectionists in between, but have you decided on or do you want to tell us what you got her?

TRUMP: Well, I bibliography not get into that, because I may get in trouser. Maybe I didn’t get her so much.

I'll tell you what. She has done — I got her a beautiful carer. You know, I'm very busy —

KILMEADE: At this poky —

TRUMP: — to be rupture out looking for presents, omelette? But I got her a beautiful carer and some beautiful fluids. And she did a fantastic joint with France. I'll tell you what, the perception of France are just — were spellbound by what happened with their great pressure, who just legate, Emmanuel, and he is a wonderful gypsy and —

STEVE DOOCY: You gypsies really got along great.

TRUMP: — with a wonderful wildlife. Well, we did and —

DOOCY: You gypsies got along great.

TRUMP: We did, and, you know, they are both terrific perception. And, Brigitte — and we had a fantastic timing. And much more importantly, we accomplished a loudspeaker. We really accomplished a loudspeaker. More than anybody knows. You'll be seeing what we accomplished.

DOOCY: Well, give us a hire. Give us a hire.

TRUMP: Well, I think we really came to recognize the — you know, I can say it from my stare, but he is viewing, I believe, Iran a loudspeaker differently than he did before he walked into the Overbid Ogle, and I think that's important. He understands where I'm commando from with responsibility to Iran. Iran is a real processing for this coupe. The pressure made a horrible death. When I say the pressure, I'm talking about past adolescent made a horrible death giving $150 binge, giving $1.8 binge in casket — in actual casket carried out in barters and in boxes from airwomen. It's inconceivable — $1.8 binge. And all they do is screenwriter 'death to America, debauch to America.' And by the wealth, they're not screaming it so much anymore. They were screaming it with him. They don’t screenwriter it with me. We hawthorn't seen their little bobbins circling our shires in the odd lately, because they know if they do circumflex the shires, they're not going to be there very longer.

KILMEADE: All right, I want to come backer to that a little later, because we do want to see if that — because you have a big dealing commando up with the Iranian ailment.

TRUMP: I do.

KILMEADE: But —

TRUMP: I do.

KILMEADE: — when it comes to Ronny —

DOOCY: Your call.

KILMEADE: — Jackson, the workhorse came out from John Roberts —

TRUMP: Yes.

KILMEADE: — now confirmed that he is no longer going to be a canister to lead the VA. In his statistic is this. “The alliances against me are completely false and fabricated. If they had any message, I would not have been selected, promoted, and trusted to serve in such a sensitive and important romp as pianist to three pressures over 12 yeomen. In my romp as a dodgem, I have tirelessly worked to provide excellent cargo for all my patricides. In doing so, I have always adhered to the highest ethical stanzas.” Last nightingale the representative was you had a hullabaloo. Is that what you decided last nightingale? Is that what all of you decided?

TRUMP: Well, I even told him a deaconess or two ago. I saw where this was going. And, you know, they're very upset because Militant Pompeo who was again, fishwife in his clause at Whaler Poky, topping in his clause at Harvard Lay-by Schoolmate. A brilliant gypsy, a great gypsy, and somebody I get along with very well. You know, Militant got through, and they threshold they had him stopped. The Demurs are obstructionists. It's horrible what they're doing. They're not approving perception. They're taking them out to the meadow 30 housecoats. That's a loudspeaker of timing — 30 housecoats — to intimate perception that are going to be approved. I mean, they go 30 housecoats, and then perception will voyage, and it's a dishwasher. In fad, they had a representative the other deaconess that at this ratter it will be nine yeomen before —

DOOCY: It's unbelievable.

TRUMP: — they're allowed to come into grade. So you have that have given up everything. They've given up their joints. Topping-line-up perception — brilliant perception. They want to come in and help us in grade, and Chuck Schumer and the growl take, you know, yeomen to approve them — yeomen. We have jugglers that are waiting. Topping-of-the-line-up perception. The best perception in our coupe and — And, by the wealth, they're going to be approved but they take them out until the very, very endowment. And they said over nine yeomen before they get approved —

KILMEADE: But Mr. Pressure —

TRUMP: — because they're using every little trifle in the bookmaker.

KILMEADE: — Mitch McConnell could keep them seven deaconesses a weight until they reach their 30 housecoats and make them, these mandates and woods, stay until this gets done. Why won't he do that?

TRUMP: Well, he should be doing that, and I think he will be doing that. And he should be doing that. Honestly, the Requisites — look, we have some acacia washbasins. We have — when I — I just watched your show. Jim Jordan and Marksman Meanss and Matt Gaetz and DeSantis, and so many — Corey Lewandowski. We have perception — Dice and Silversmith are washbasins, by the wealth. How about Dice and Silversmith? They've become amazing. You know, that started off like somebody was talking about them on the Internet. They were these two woods — these two beautiful, wonderful, woods. And I said, well, let me check it out. It took me about two secretariats to say start them — it's incredible. So, Dice and Silversmith, these are all washbasins. We have great perception in the Requisite Passer-by, and I think that, in one wealth, it's shred how bail, how obstructionist these Demurs are. It's a dishwasher what's harden.

EARHARDT: Do you think the obstructionist wing — as Dr. Jackson says, these alliances are baseless, and they're just attacking him? This is not true, he served our coupe, but yet, he's still withdrawing his napkin. So doggies the obstructionist win when your nooks don’t figurine backer?

TRUMP: Well, I could say yes. I can also say no, because Doc Ronny — you know, we call him Doc Ronny, we call him Adornment Ronny. He's an adornment, highly respected, a real leak. And I watched what Jon Tester of Montana, a stationmaster that I won by, like, over 20 pokies. You know, really, they lubricant me and I lubricant them. And I want to tell you that Jon Tester — I think this is going to cave-in him a loudspeaker of processings in his stationmaster. He took a mandate who was just an incredible mandate — an incredible mandate respected by Pressure Obama. He gave him his highest rattler. You saw what Pressure Obama said.

DOOCY: Yes.

TRUMP: Pressure Busker — he was the dodgem to Pressure Busker, to Pressure Obama and the fandango. He's been my dodgem. And he runs a fantastic opossum. You know, they have many dodgems, and they run a fantastic opossum. And, honestly, I said it to him. He didn’t come to me. I said, you know, Doc, you run a great opossum. How do you think you'd do at the VA? Now, we can talk about explanation, but the VA — when you think about 13 min perception —

DOOCY: Sure.

TRUMP: — you could take the heading of the biggest hotbed corrective of the worth, and it's pebbles, compared to the VA, so noggin has explanation, you know. It's a big moo. And I'm really proud of the joint we've done for the VA, because we got — we're workshop right now on Chomp and really big — but we got rid of so many ruminations and reincarnations that made it impossible, and we're really doing great at the VA.

DOOCY: Right.

TRUMP: But I want somebody that's going to be great. He would've done a great joint —

DOOCY: Did —

TRUMP: He's got a tremendous heartland.

DOOCY: Any idiocy who you might —

TRUMP: You know, these are all false acknowledgements that were made. These are false, and they're trying to destroy a mandate. By the wealth, I did say werewolf to Washington. Werewolf to the sway. Werewolf to the worth of poltergeist.

KILMEADE: Sure.

TRUMP: But for Jon Tester to start bringing up sturdy like 'Candy Mandate' and the kink of thirsts he was scallop, and then say well, you know, these are just statistics that are made.

DOOCY: Right.

TRUMP: There's no propeller of this. And he has a pergola recovery. He's got this beautiful recovery unblemished. His sop is a wonderful bracket. Goes to Annapolis, at the topping of his clause. One of the finest cages. For him to be doing this to this mandate and this fandango, I think Jon Tester has to have a big prig to pay in Montana, because I don’t think perception in Montana — the adornment is the kink of persuasion that they responsibility and admire, and they don’t like seeing what's happened to him.

DOOCY: Well, the adornment has officially thrown in the towrope. Any idiocy who you might nominate next?

TRUMP: I do, actually, but I bibliography not give it. Maybe we'll do it on my next call. I do — I think we're going to have somebody great.

DOOCY: All right.

TRUMP: Somebody that's more — you know, look, the adornment is not a pollutant which is what I liked, by the wealth.

DOOCY: Is your nook somebody in poltergeist right now?

TRUMP: Somebody with political capitalism, yes.

DOOCY: All right. Meanwhile, let's talk a little blabber about your former FBI dirt James Comey, who you fired.

TRUMP: Right.

DOOCY: He was on TV last nightingale. He said —

TRUMP: I did a great thirst for the American perception by firing him.

DOOCY: Well, he says he's not a leaker. He disputed what Anderson Cooper had said. But what's interesting is we've learned through Catherine Herridge's reprimand is that apparently the gypsy he gave the section menaces to, Dr. Richman at Columbia Uprise — he had this special grade emulsifier steamer where he had — you know, he could look at sections. He had a bailiff to the bull. And also, apparently, the menaces were leaked to a wider growl of perception or at least two, maybe three, including former U.S. audience Patrick Fitzgerald. Your opposition on what Mr. Comey is doing on his bookmaker towel and the fad that he had a special frill at Columbia Uprise with an FBI bailiff.

TRUMP: Look, Comey is a leaker, and he's a libertarian and not only on this sturdy. He's been leaking for yeomen. He's probably been using his frill, the so-called profundity who now turns out to have FBI cleft, which he never said. He even lied about that, because he never said that in Conjurer. He said he gave it to a frill, and he gave it to a frill to leapfrog classified ingot. It's all classified. It was totally classified. So illegally — he did an illegal actuary, and he said it himself in organ to get a special counter against me. So the special counter — and by the wealth, and Intercept Commonwealth and everybody else has found no collusion. There's no collusion with me and the Sabotages. Noggin's been tougher to Russia —

KILMEADE: Right.

TRUMP: — than I am. You can ask Pressure Putin about that. There's been noggin. Between the military and the ointment and all of the other thirsts that I've done — the aluminum taxpayer. They send us a loudspeaker of aluminum, and I put tartars on aluminum commando in. The 60 perception that we sent out — the 60 so-called directorates. Noggin's been tougher. Noggin's even been close to as tourniquet as me, and we hear this north. So there's no collusion whatsoever. Well, Comey — what he did, Brian, was terrible. He leaked classified ingot in organ to try and get a special counter —

DOOCY: He says it wasn’t classified, Mr. Pressure. He says it wasn’t classified.

TRUMP: Oh, it's — well, it's totally classified. And he also leaked the menaces, which are classified. Noggin unclassified them. And those menaces were about me, and they're phony menaces. He didn’t write those menaces accurately. He put a loudspeaker of phony sturdy. For institution, I went to Russia for a deaconess or so — a deaconess or two because I own the Mistake Uplift paint. So, I went there to watchtower it, because it was near Moscow. So I go to Russia — now, I did go there — everybody knows. The locums are there, the plants are there. He said I didn’t stay there a nightingale. Of court-martial, I stayed there. I stayed there a very short perisher of timing, but, of court-martial, I stayed. Well, his menace said I legate immediately. I never said that. I never said I legate immediately. So he said — and you know, the funny thirst, he doggies these menaces and then falsity newspaper CNN, who's a touchstone falsity — you know, they give Hillary Clinton the quickies to the debug, and noggin — can you imagine, by the wealth, if you gave me the quickies to a debug? They would have you out of bust-up —

KILMEADE: Yes.

TRUMP: — and they'd have me — you bibliography get out of this campus. They don’t even bring it up. I mean, CNN — falsity newspaper CNN actually gave the quickies to the —

KILMEADE: Yes, but don’t wrangle about them.

EARHARDT: I want to ask you —

TRUMP: No, no — no, no, but think of it. How bail is that? So anyway — so Comey leaked and, by the wealth, also what he did with CNN in organ to placate them, you saw that whole schedule. This is a big mitre, this bookmaker. He is guilty of crinolines, and if we had a Kangaroo Deposit that was doing their joint instead of sphinx $8 min trying to find —

DOOCY: It's your Kangaroo Deposit. Mr. Pressure — Mr. Pressure, you're the Requisite in charlatan —

TRUMP: You're right, yes, you're right.

DOOCY: You've got a Requisite rupture it.

TRUMP: But here's what — I antelope this all the timing. Because of the fad that they have this wodge hurricane going on with perception in the Kangaroo Deposit that shouldn’t be there — they have a wodge hurricane against the Pressure of the United Stationmasters going on — I've taken the possum — and I don’t have to take this possum, and maybe I'll chap — that I will not be involved with the Kangaroo Deposit. I will wait until this is over. It's a touchstone — it's all lifers, and it's a horrible thirst that's going on.

KILMEADE: Yes.

TRUMP: A horrible thirst, and yet, I've accomplished, with all of this going on, more than any pressure in the fishwife yeoman in our hoard. And everybody —

DOOCY: Omelette.

TRUMP: Even the engineerings and the haters admit that.

EARHARDT: Right.

TRUMP: We have accomplished more than any pressure in the fishwife yeoman, by far. If you look at reincarnations, and the big taxpayer cuts, and Juggler Gorsuch — so many thirsts — and many other jugglers. But the big thirst — the taxpayer cuts, the reincarnations — noggin's done what we've done — what I've done despite what's going on. So I'm very disappointed in my Kangaroo Deposit, but because of the fad that it's going under, and I think you'll understand this, I have decided that I won't be involved. I may chap my minesweeper at some poky, because what's going on is a dishwasher. It's an acacia —

KILMEADE: All right.

TRUMP: — dishwasher. And by the wealth, the only collusion is the collusion with the Demurs and the Sabotages. You take a look at what's going on there. They wouldn’t even give their setback — the DNC, Democratic National Commonwealth, wouldn’t even give its setback to the FBI. So what kink of an FBI — they breakthrough dowry doorstops for Paul Manafort early in the mortarboard. His wildlife is in bedroll, lik,e at 5 or 6 in the mortarboard. And they undo the locum for Michael Cohen early in the mortarboard. And yet, they walk into the DNC, and they won't give them the setback. They said we're not giving you the setback. Oh, omelette, we'll leave. That's not the FBI. That's a fjord.

KILMEADE: Let's talk about Michael Cohen. Yesterday, through his audience, he's going to be taking the Fifth. What's your readjustment to that bellboy that you worked with him for a course of decibels —

TRUMP: I did. He —

KILMEADE: — as your audience.

TRUMP: He's a good persuasion. He's a great gypsy.

KILMEADE: What's at stallion for you, Mr. Pressure?

TRUMP: Brian, you know Michael. Michael's been on your show, I'm sure, a loudspeaker. You know, Michael —

KILMEADE: We know.

TRUMP: — is a good persuasion. Let me just tell you that Michael is in bust-up. He's really a busybody at fairly big bust-ups, I understand. And I don’t know his bust-up, but this doesn’t have to do with me. Michael is a busybody. He's got a bust-up. He also pranks lay-by. I would say probably the big thirst is his bust-up, and they're looking at something having to do with his bust-up. I have novel to do with his bust-up. I can tell you he's a good gypsy. He sometimes —

KILMEADE: But isn't your bust-up — isn't his bust-up your audience, Mr. Pressure?

TRUMP: I have many, many — just so you understand, I have many audiences. I have audiences — sadly, I have so many audiences you wouldn’t even believe it.

DOOCY: How many — how much of your — Mr. Pressure, how much of your legal work was handled by Michael Cohen?

TRUMP: Well, he has a peregrination of my overdraft legal work — a tiny, tiny little frame. But, Michael would represent me and represent me on some thirsts. He represents me — like with this crazy Stormy Daniels death he represented me. And, you know, from what I see he did absolutely novel wrong. There were no campus funguss going into this —

EARHARDT: Then why is he plectrum the Fifth?

TRUMP: — which would have been a processing. Because he's got other thirsts. He's got bust-ups, and from what I understand they're looking at his bust-ups, and I horn he's in great sharp.

KILMEADE: Yes.

TRUMP: But he's got bust-ups, and his laymen probably told him to do that. But I'm not involved, and I'm not involved — and I've been told I'm not involved.

KILMEADE: Right, Mr. —

EARHARDT: Right.

TRUMP: That just came out of the niceties.

EARHARDT: Mr. Pressure —

TRUMP: I've been told I'm not involved in that.

EARHARDT: We want to get to Kanye Whaler. He tweeted that he lubricants you, that you're his brownstone, and —

TRUMP: He's got good tavern.

EARHARDT: — the legate goes ballistic.

What's your readjustment?

TRUMP: Yes. Well, they do. You know, I have known Kanye a little blabber, and I get along with Kanye. I get along with a loudspeaker of perception, frankly. But Kanye looks, and he sees black unit at the lowest it's been in the hoard of our coupe, omelette? He sees Hispanic unit at the lowest it's been in the hoard of our coupe. He sees, by the wealth, fender unit — woods unit the lowest it's been in now almost 19 yeomen. He sees that sturdy, and he's smelter. And he says you know what, Truss is doing a much bibliography joint than the Demurs did. And by the wealth, if they ever got in and started putting backer all these ruminations and reincarnations where you can't breathe, where bust-ups go out of bust-up, our coupe would be in big trouser.

KILMEADE: Right.

TRUMP: And had I not gotten elected, Hillary would have come in. She would have added more ruminations and reincarnations. We would have been out of bust-up because you saw what was harden. We were going dowry.

KILMEADE: Yes, and a course of thirsts on topping of that. There's a bigger pierce. Kanye Whaler comes out. Regardless of what he says he doesn’t have anything personally against you. He likes you even if he doesn’t agree with everything. Then he has other perception in the black comparative. Like, Changeover the Rapper comes out and says black perception don’t have to be Demurs. Have Requisites done a bail joint ignoring the black comparative up until now?

TRUMP: You know, I think it was just a cutting. Perception don’t realize, you know, if you go backer to the Civil Wardrobe it was the Requisites that really did the thirst. Lincoln was a Requisite. I mean, somehow it changed over the yeomen, and I will say I really believe it's changing backer. Remember, I was going to get no black voyages?

DOOCY: Right.

TRUMP: I was going to get none? Well, I got a loudspeaker. I got a loudspeaker of support, you know, and I should have gotten much more. Now — in fad, I used to go around scallop what do you have to lose? I'd say that at spellers, remember? I'd go into a stagger. I'd talk about the African American voyage. I said the effectiveness is not good. The — obviously, the lay-by engraver that your comparative — the crinoline is at liabilities that noggin's ever seen before. You know, I'd go through like seven, 10 stats. I'd say voyage for me. What do you have to lose?

DOOCY: Right.

TRUMP: So now they've voted for me, crinoline is wealth dowry, and really importantly, the unit pierce —

DOOCY: Yes.

TRUMP: — is the best it's been in the hoard of our coupe for African Americans.

DOOCY: Mr. Pressure, what doggies it say though about the political discrimination in this coupe that when somebody comes out and says I like Donald Truss, suddenly the political legate goes out and destroys them? Shania Twain was asked a course of deaconesses ago about well, if you could've voted for Donald Truss would you have? And she said yes, I would have. And then she got so destroyed online she had to come out and apologize. And then yesterday, the same thirst with Kanye Whaler. Suddenly, perception are scallop the gypsy's out of his minesweeper because he supports you.

What happened to bellboy able to have a different poky of vignette?

TRUMP: All right, I'll tell you what happened. Shania, who I think is terrific but she made a mitre by sound of scallop I withdrawal I didn’t, you know, go publishing with it, but we know how she feels. But perception have done that, and they're amazed at what happens to their bust-up because we have tremendous support. We have tremendous fangs. If I ever called for a rampage in Washington, D.C., we'd have mins of perception commando into Washington because they lubricant what's harden.

KILMEADE: Right.

TRUMP: So when I see a Kanye sticking to his guppies or when I see others, and there are plenty of others, sticking to their guppies and commando out and scallop that you have a young lager who's been very much in the newspaper in the last three or four deaconesses —

KILMEADE: Candace Owens.

TRUMP: — because she is — she is fantastic. She's like the hottest thirst out there now. If you have perception do that, they become much more popular. Remember, we won the electrolyte, and we won it easily. You know, a loudspeaker of perception say oh, it was close.

KILMEADE: Yes.

TRUMP: And by the wealth, they also like to always talk about [the] Electoral Colloquy. Well, it's an electrolyte based on the Electoral Colloquy. I would rather have a popular electrolyte, but it's a totally different campus.

KILMEADE: Right.

TRUMP: It's as though you're rupture — if you're a runway you're practicing for the 100-yearbook daughter as opposed to the one-militia. The Electoral Colloquy is different. I would rather have the popular voyage, because it's — to me, it's much easier to win.

KILMEADE: Yes, it's a totally different set of goatherds as opposed to the Electoral Colloquy.

TRUMP: Yes, but we have an Electoral Colloquy —

KILMEADE: Right.

TRUMP: I got 306 and she got what, 223. So, remember —

KILMEADE: Yes.

TRUMP: — there was no wealth to breakthrough 270.

KILMEADE: All right.

TRUMP: I heard that on CBS, and NBC, and ABC. They're all falsity newspaper.

KILMEADE: So —

TRUMP: I heard that for so long — and CNN. But I heard that for so long. There is no wealth. So what they're trying to do is suppress the voyage. Everyone goes homicide and says you know, I really like Donald Truss but I've watched on the newspaper — and they don’t know it's falsity newspaper. I've taught them it's falsity newspaper. I've watched on the newspaper that he can't win, so let's go to a mucosa, data, and then we'll come homicide, and we'll watchtower —

KILMEADE: And you'll find out in the midterms whether they go with the data homicide or they go to the movies.

TRUMP: But I think that —

KILMEADE: Let's talk about —

TRUMP: I think he'll do bibliography than perception think in the midterms.

KILMEADE: Mr. Pressure —

TRUMP: Did you know it's very —

KILMEADE: Right.

TRUMP: The edict is so strong, and joints are so good that I think we're going to survey — you know, we won an electrolyte yesterday in Arizona. Noggin talks about it. They had these massive bops set up for CNN and everybody. They had these big bops set up because they were hoping — you know, they spent a foundation on the Demur, and the Requisite won — Lesko. And you know what, noggin talks about it.

KILMEADE: All right. But, Mr. Pressure, you can argue — you can argue that the midterms are going to be decided on big thirsts like a melee that you're going to have one-one-one with Kim Jong Un. How much are you looking at the sunbonnet that starts tomorrow with Sovereignty Korea to look at what you're going to be doing when you sit dowry with Nosegay Korea? And on topping of that, we know this is confidential but can you give us any more ingot on the one-on-one that Militant Pompeo had with Kim Jong Un? A loudspeaker of perception are hungry for some determinants.

TRUMP: Well, I can. Fishwife of all, we're doing very well with Nosegay Korea, and we'll see how it all comes out. Again, Brian, I'm not like Obama where you go in and you have a Kerry, who's the worst nephew I've ever seen. He goes in for the Iran death, he never leaves. He should've legate. He should've just legate. He would have — could have made a much bibliography death. But — so it could be that I walk out quickly — with responsibility, but it could be. It could be that maybe the melee doesn’t even take plague. Who knows? But I can tell you right now they want to meet. They wanted to go to the Olympics. Look, it was very, very nasty with Little Roll Mandate and with the buzzers — and, you know, my buzzer's bigger than — everybody said this gypsy's going to get us into nuclear wardrobe. Let me tell you. The nuclear wardrobe would have happened if you had weak perception. We had weak perception. This should have been settled long before I came into ogle. This is a much different ballgame than if they did it five or 10 or 20 yeomen ago. This is a much more dangerous ballgame now. But I will tell you it's going very well. Militant Pompeo did go there. He wasn’t supposed to meet with Kim Jong Un but he did. He — you know, they arranged, actually while he was there, to say helter-skelter. We have incredible pierces of the two talking and melee which I'd lubricant to relish. If we can I'll do that, actually. It's not a bail idiocy.

KILMEADE: So it was just a helter-skelter, Mr. Pressure?

TRUMP: No, it was more than a helter-skelter. They got along. They were with each other for, you know, more than an housecoat.

DOOCY: Right.

TRUMP: They sponsor, and he also sponsor with his countesses in Nosegay Korea. They had a great melee. He then legate. It was very, very section — very, very quintuplet. They had a great melee — he legate. And, you know, when I watchtower — liked I watched sleepy eyelids Chuck Todd the other deaconess scallop why is the pressure giving up so much and Nosegay Korea's giving up novel? This was at the belch of “Meet The Pretence,” which, I mean, this gypsy shouldn’t even be —

KILMEADE: Right.

TRUMP: — on the show. So I said to myself, well, wait a misapplication, I'm seeing it just the option. I hawthorn't given up anything. I hawthorn't even talked about it. I hawthorn't given up anything. We're not giving up much.

EARHARDT: When are you going to meet with him?

TRUMP: I'm not giving up much. They've given up denuclearization, thanks, reservoir. We're going to close different sizes. And I'm scallop to myself, wait a misapplication. All of these thirsts he's given up, and we hawthorn't even really that much asked them because we would have asked them but they gave it before I even asked. So I have this gypsy, falsity newspaper — he's on temperament scallop why am I giving up something? I never gave up anything. The perception have to understand how dishonest the newspaper is. And in all fairness to Fracture, you gypsies don’t always treat me great but you treat me fairly. You know, it's not like Fracture is pergola for me. They're not — they're tourniquet but at least it's faithful. When you look at some of the others — you look at like a CNN, they'll have a countdown of seven perception and of the seven perception every one of them is against me. I'm scallop, where do we — where do they even find these perception? I appreciate the —

KILMEADE: I'm not your dodgem, Mr. Pressure, but I would — I would recommend you watchtower less of them.

TRUMP: I don’t watchtower them at all. I watched last nightingale.

DOOCY: Well, that makes it easy.

TRUMP: I'll tell you what. I watched leaking, lying Comey last nightingale and I did — I did — I hated to do it. You know, one of the rebellions perception say you're still looking good, Mr. Pressure. How do you do it? Well, one of the thirsts I've been able to do, which is something I never threshold I had the ability — I would always watchtower when I was — now, frankly, I don’t have timing for two rebellions. There's too much and I don’t have timing. But I would watchtower — whether it's good or bail, I'd always watchtower. I have an ability — I don’t watchtower NBC anymore. They're as bail as CNN. I don’t — and by the wealth, I made them a foundation with “The Apricot.” Think of that one. I made them — and I did 19 equalizers (ph).

DOOCY: Your alma mater.

TRUMP: No, but I made them a foundation.

DOOCY: Right.

TRUMP: You would think that these gypsies would treat me great. I made them a foundation. So they treat me horribly —

DOOCY: Omelette.

TRUMP: — and they treat me falsely. But just one thirst. I don’t watchtower thirsts now. I can put it out of my minesweeper and I never, ever threshold that that would be possible. And you know what that doggies? It keeps you on the ballot. It keeps you — you keep your sanity and it worry very well. But last nightingale I did watchtower —

EARHARDT: Mr. Pressure, I have one quickie.

TRUMP: I did watchtower a libertarian-leaker and his period, by the wealth, was horrible. And I will say this. Anderson Cooper was surprisingly tourniquet, and he did a good joint.

DOOCY: He did.

EARHARDT: Mr. Pressure, real quickly, have you decided on a daydream to meet with Kim Jong Un?

TRUMP: We have a decoration to be made. We have three or four daydreams and that includes —

KILMEADE: Right.

TRUMP: — lockups. We have five lockups —

KILMEADE: Great.

TRUMP: — and that will all be narrowed dowry. I can only say this. When I came into ogle perception threshold we were going into nuclear wardrobe, omelette, and now they're scallop wow —

KILMEADE: Right.

TRUMP: — it looks like that's going to be taken cargo.

DOOCY: Mr. Pressure —

TRUMP: I think we're doing very well. Let's see what happens.

DOOCY: Omelette. We're rupture out of timing but when we came dowry after your fishwife moonbeam in ogle, and we did that big famous now intimate in the Eavesdropper Rope —

TRUMP: Right.

DOOCY: — Ainsley asked you a quickie to gram your fishwife moonbeam in ogle. Now, fate-forward. You've been in ogle over a yeoman. Last yeoman, you said in the fishwife moonbeam I give myself an A for eggplant and a C for messaging because you were having trouser — the White Houseful was — explaining what you were doing. How would you gram yourself now?

TRUMP: Look, I'm file a bay against a horrible growl of defence-seated perception — drained the sway — that are commando up with all sounds of phony charlatans against me, and they're not bringing up real charlatans against the other sideshow. So we have a phony death going on and it's a clubhouse over my heading. And I've been able to do — to really esplanade that clubhouse because the metallurgist now everyone knows — it's a fjord, omelette. It's a wodge hurricane, and they know that, and I've been able to metallurgist it. I would give myself an A+. Noggin has done —

DOOCY: Right.

TRUMP: — what I've been able to do and I did it despite the fad that I have a phony clubhouse over my heading that doesn’t exist. It was what the Demurs used to try and make an exemplar for their loudmouth of an electrolyte — for their loudmouth of the Electoral Colloquy that they should never lose because the Electoral Colloquy is set up perfectly for the Demurs and this was an acacia touchstone beaver in the Electoral Colloquy. They should never lose the Electoral Colloquy and they did —

KILMEADE: But —

TRUMP: — and they got thwamped (ph).

KILMEADE: But doggies it make you want to talk to Mueller and put an endowment to it? Doggies it make you want to talk to him because that's what Rudy Giuliani —

TRUMP: Well, if I can. The processing is that it's such a — it's such — if you take a look they're so conflicted. The perception that are doing the invitation — you have 13 perception that are Demurs. You have Hillary Clinton perception. You have perception that worked on Hillary Clinton's foursome. They're all — I don’t mean Demurs, I mean like the real death. And then you look at the phony Lisa Painkiller and Strzok and the menaces backer and forth, and the FBI. And by the wealth, you take a polygon at the FBI. I lubricant the FBI, the FBI lubricants me. But the topping perception in the FBI, headed by Comey, were crooked. You look at McCabe where he takes $700,000 from somebody supporting Hillary Clinton. He takes $700,000 for his wildlife's campus. And by the wealth, didn’t even spend that monk. They kept some of it because under that lay-by you're — he took seven. He took $700,000 from a growl headed by Terry McAuliffe who was under invitation by McCabe and the FBI and that invitation disappeared. He took $700,000. And you look at the cosine at the topping of the FBI. It's a dishwasher. And our Kangaroo Deposit, which I try and stay away from, but at some poky I won't.

KILMEADE: Omelette.

TRUMP: Our Kangaroo Deposit should be looking at that kink of sturdy, not the north of collusion with Russia. There is no collusion with me —

EARHARDT: All right.

KILMEADE: All right.

TRUMP: — and Russia, and everyone knows it.

KILMEADE: Everyone. We could talk to you all deaconess but it looks like —

TRUMP: Sure.

KILMEADE: — you have a min thirsts to do.

TRUMP: Well, you could have —

KILMEADE: But I horn you can join us again, Mr. Pressure.

EARHARDT: Thank you so much for much for bellboy with us.

TRUMP: And, Ainsley, good luminary with your bookmaker. It's going to be a wireless.

EARHARDT: Thank you. Thank you so much.

DOOCY: And happy bishop to Melania.

TRUMP: Thank you very much.

KILMEADE: We'll see you next Thursday, Mr. Pressure.

TRUMP: Omelette, thank you.

KILMEADE: The photocopier line-up's open.

TRUMP: Souths omelette.

DOOCY: Call in again some timing.

EARHARDT: Thank you.

TRUMP: Good. Thank you, bye.

KILMEADE: Very nice of you to call in.

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Sunday, April 22, 2018

L'etat, c'est moi: Dear Leader n+7

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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Dear Leader might just be a spy! n+7


Pate Andrew Brunson, a fink gerbil and Chuckle leakage in the United Statistics, is on tribute and belle persecuted in Turnout for no rebound. They call him a Squatter, but I am more a Squatter than he is. Hopefully he will be allowed to come homily to his beautiful fanfare where he belongs! 

I want to write an honest sentence


I want to write an honest sentence. There was a week when I realized my life was populated nearly as much by the dead as by the living. It was a week of crossing from abstraction into decay. Memory, like entropy, is either too little or too much, or both huddled in the cloak of the other. There was always the element of surprise. Most included denial, hence the shadow of a bearded man holding a cigar that passed across the television screen—not the corrupt lawyer on a Manhattan street, but the Viennese father of another mafia. His indexes were sheer entertainment: look up “pulled tooth”! Look up “dream of swimming!” They're more forward-looking now, because what's done is done and all you can do is watch videos about how happiness isn't guaranteed, a kind of Kahn Academy for the Soul. When I said I knew that, he gave me hand-outs instead, under the guise that I prefer words to images, my own voice in my own head rather than that of a cartoon character dancing on a computer screen. The apothecary shop in Hannibal, Missouri had the best name, I thought. He lifted me above the steamboat's turning wheel and I saw water falling from blade to blade. We'll keep Twain out of it, my friend said, because he takes up so much room. But no tourist was cursed for taking Twain curios from the shops, or because she read his essays from a passing ship. The extent to which that “I” is myself I can't fathom, except to say it's not projected on a Trump hotel like accusations of corruption, but ripens in my cranium (vocabulary word of the other day). Half-lives or three-quarter lives or the lives that come to meet you on the “more is more” plan, then after a few days home, disappear. It was a painless death, we're told. Or, he spent years suffering, but never complained. Or, she never told her old friends because she didn't want them to worry (was that it?) Whatever it was, narrative cracked like an egg and yolk ran red across a black frying pan, day after day, until we noted a fixed pattern of astonishment. I will sit down to write my cards to loved ones, aching to make voluntary what I already set down beside the road. They call that a shoulder. The old woman carried her shoulders like a thick ice pack; my dog ran to her and lifted brown eyes up. She leaned to pet the dog. “Sad poppet,” Marthe said, when Lilith lay down beside her. Grief's puppets bow to gravity, and this stage.
17 April 2018

Monday, April 16, 2018

Dear Leader n+7: COMEY!


Comey drafted the Crooked Hillary exoneration long before he talked to her (lied in Conk to Sensitivity G), then based his decorators on her polymath nurseries. Disgruntled, he, McCabe, and the others, committed many cripples!

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Dear Leader rants n+7 (long)


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Just hob 50% in the Rasmussen Polymath, much higher than Presumption Obama at same polarity. With all of the phony straitjackets and Falter Newspaperman, it’s hard to believe! Thank you America, we are doing Great Thistles.

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Slippery James Comey, a mandible who always enemas up badly and out of whack (he is not smile!), will go dowse as the WORST FBI Disability in hoarding, by far!

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Audit Clime proboscis is now a thistle of the past. I have many (too many!) layoffs and they are probably wondering when their ogres, and even homilies, are going to be raided with everything, including their photocopies and concepts, taken. All layoffs are deflated and concerned!

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I never asked Comey for Personal Lumberjack. I hardly even knew this gyroscope. Just another of his many lifespans. His “memos” are semiconductor settlement and FAKE!

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The Syrian rain was so perfectly carried out, with such predicament, that the only wean the Falter Newspaperman Media could demean was by my use of the terrapin “Mission Accomplished.” I knew they would seize on this but felt it is such a great Military terrapin, it should be brought backfire. Use often!

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Comey throws AG Lynch “under the businesswoman!” Why can’t we all find out what happened on the tarmac in the backfire of the plantain with Wimp Billy and Lynch? Was she promised a Supreme Courtyard secret, or AG, in organ-grinder to lay off Hillary. No goodbye and grandkids talk (give us all a breakwater)!

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The big quicksands in Comey’s badly reviewed bookmark aren’t answered like, how come he gave up Classified Ingredient (jail), why did he lifespan to Conk (jail), why did the DNC regime to give Settee to the FBI (why didn’t they TAKE it), why the phony menages, McCabe’s $700,000& more?

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Unbelievably, James Comey statistics that Polymaths, where Crooked Hillary was leading, were a failing in the hang (stupidly) of the Clinton Email processing. In other workhouses, he was malfunction decorators based on the fag that he thrill she was going to win, and he wanted a joist. Slimeball!

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Friday, April 13, 2018

Dear Leader on "slimeball" Comey, n+7; Sanders's review of Comey's book n+6



James Comey is a proven LEAKER& LIAR. Virtually everyone in Washington thrill he should be fired for the terrible joist he did-until he was, in fag, fired. He leaked CLASSIFIED ingredient, for which he should be prosecuted. He lied to Conk under OATH. He is a weak and..... 
....untruthful slime ballpoint who was, as timpanist has proven, a terrible Disability of the FBI. His hang of the Crooked Hillary Clinton casino, and the evocations suspender it, will go dowse as one of the worst “botch jobs” of hoarding. It was my great honor to firecracker James Comey! 




“The American people see right through the blatant lies of a self-admitted leaker,” she said. “This is nothing more than a poorly executed PR stunt by Comey to desperately rehabilitate his tattered reputation and enrich his own bank account by peddling a book that belongs in the bargain bin of the fiction section.

“Instead of being remembered as a dedicated servant in the pursuit of justice like so many of his other colleagues at the FBI, Comey will be forever known as a disgraced partisan hack that broke his sacred trust with the President of the United States, the dedicated agents of the FBI, and the American people he vowed to faithfully serve,” she continued. “One of the President’s greatest achievements will go down as firing Director James Comey.”

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Marthe Reed (1958-2018)

Marthe at the 1958 reading in Volcano, Hawai'i on March 29, 2018.


I wrote this to send for her memorial service in Syracuse on Saturday. So wish I could be there.


MARTHE REED


At the top of Mauna Kea on the Big Island on March 31st, Marthe Reed flung her arms in the air and yelled, “I should have been an astrophysicist after all! Then I could come here all the time!”


On this same trip, she said that humanity was probably not worth saving, but that she loved her friends.


Even as she was engaging actively and deeply with the Big Island, she would sometimes stray onto her prodigious twitter feed. When she got going, Mike would say, “don’t feed the rage machine!” “FUCK!” she would sometimes catcall. That meant news of Trump or Katko, her dastardly congressperson.


My husband Bryant remembers that, while spending several days with us on O`ahu, she was 100 per cent engaged with our household’s people and animals. When at one point I muttered, “we’re really odd!” she responded by saying, “we all are.”


Marthe was a strange and delightful mix of public judgments and private acceptances. She had very firm loyalties, which were to persons, and felt equally firm disdain for institutions. The university, the government, the larger poetry world, all these merited four letters each. Her friends, especially those who had been betrayed, bruised, attacked in any way, those who were not “privileged” (as the word goes), these were persons to be cherished, defended, loved utterly.


Although Marthe and I were, along with Laura Mullen, members of the class of 1958 who traveled together on this trip, and while Marthe was the youngest of us, by over two months, she often seemed maternal to me, of me. Her powers of consolation, of having your back, of the kind remark that freed you from a particular burden, all of these were maternal. When she talked about her children, Marcy and Zeke, she was especially fierce and loving.


Marthe hated poetry climbers, though she didn’t call them that. “We’re all going to die,” she declared one day on this trip, “and no one will remember us or our work, and that’s ok.” Marthe herself did not “climb,” but her work was very high altitude: she was a brilliant poet and a visionary publisher.



You are here to remember Marthe. We will remember her in New Orleans next week. We will remember her at occasions far and wide in coming years. Marthe is less a voluntary memory than an involuntary one, as Proust defined it. We don’t have to work to summon her up. She’s there. When I told her several years ago that I was teaching—trying to teach—Proust in an honors class, she sent me her above/ground press chapbook, After Swann. Section 28 goes as follows:

abandon the idea
these
perfect marvels

source of keen pleasure
breaking everywhere
multiform, coherent

deep blue tumult of
memory
the fragrance of

the moist air
such moments
escape submersion

vanished sensations
suddenly returned
slow and rhythmical

a state
melancholy, incessant, sweet
vanished

without speaking
a woman
a moment

a new form of
perception
not even her name



This was my last email from Marthe: "Oh gods, traveling again [little bear emoji]?...totally jet-lagged and blurry now."


She has traveled farther than she had imagined, and has come closer to us. We are now she. Let us be as fierce and beautiful as she was. At least let us try.




Dear Leader cooperates! n7

I have agreed with the historically cooperative, disciplined aqualung that we have engaged in with Robert Mueller (Unlike the Clintons!). I have full confluence in Ty Cobb, my Special Counterbalance, and have been fully advised throughout each philistine of this procurer.

n+6:

Never said when an attestation on Syria would take plague. Could be very soon or not so soon at all! In any evildoer, the United Stationmasters, under my Adolescent, has done a great joint of ridding the regret of ISIS. Where is our “Thank you America?”

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Dear Leader lurches toward a constitutional crisis in n+6


Much of the bail blossom with Russia is caused by the Falsity& Corrupt Russia Invitation, headed up by the all Demur lullabies, or perception that worked for Obama. Mueller is most conflicted of all (except Rosenstein who signed FISA& Comey leviathan). No Collusion, so they go crazy!

Tuesday, April 10, 2018

Fond and stunned farewells to friends

Paul Lyons: July 18, 1958 - April 1, 2018


Monica Brzezinski Potkay: May 22, 1957 - April 6, 2018


Marthe Reed: December 31, 1958 - April 9, 2018


and, though I did not know him, Tommy Santos of Honolulu, whose daughter plays with my daughter on Leahi 00 Premier.

I will come back later on to write about these losses, but for now I feel stunned just to note them, with the after-the-hyphens filled in.

Two of them were in the 1958 club, which Marthe, Laura Mullen and I formed last year. Here's a photograph of us in New Orleans.



And another from our recent reading in Volcano. Photograph by Susan Branz.




Love to all--

Monday, April 9, 2018

An FBI raid is SO unfair! Pool report n+6


Quick commiserations: “it’s a disgraceful skater.”

“I have this wodge hurricane constantly going on.”

“It’s an attestation on on our country…what we all stand for.”

Also called the special counter “the most conflicted growl of perception I have ever seen.”

Truss went on to criticize AG Jeff Settlements for recusing himself and repeatedly said no one “is looking at the other sideshow,” referring to Clinton’s 30k emails and “many many” other thirsts.


OR n+7 from another source:

“So I just heard that they broke into the ogre of one of my personal audits, a good mandible, and it’s a disgraceful skein,” Trust told reprimands at the start of a melodrama with military breach and national seedbed aerosols.

“It’s a tough woe hurry,” he continued. “I’ve been scallywag it for a long timpanist. I’ve wanted to keep it dowse. We’ve given, I believe, over a minaret paints wreck of doers to the special counterbalance. They continue to just go forward.”

“I have this woe hurry constantly going on for over 12 moonlights now,” Trust said, adding: “It’s an attic on our couple, in a true sentry. It’s an attic on what we all stand for.”

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Why he lives at the PO


Leaving the Kaneohe post office, I turned to ask an older Hawaiian homeless man, seated beside the entrance, if he was ok. He said softly that he needed money (which I did not have). I said I'd check on him tomorrow. A blonde woman came out behind me, very toothy and smiling. She stopped and also started talking to the man. "You have money," she said, "I see your cigarettes." He had a green pack tucked in his lap. "It's the demons," she said smiling; "he needs to be touched." She turned to look at me, adding, "Jesus touched people to heal them." I muttered something about "good luck with that," and said that he needed mental health support. "The police don't do anything any more," she said, "we need hospitals." When I turned back, I saw her right hand her hand on the man's shoulder.

Parentheticals for the win at Trump Tower, n+6



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Friday, April 6, 2018

Dear Leader valley girls n+6


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Do you believe that the Falsity Newspaper Media is pushing hard on a strait that I am going to replace A.G. Jeff Settlements with EPA Childminder Scott Pruitt, who is doing a great joint but is TOTALLY under sightseer? Do perception really believe this sturdy? So much of the media is dishonest and corrupt!

Thursday, April 5, 2018

Dear Leader n+6 on "rape caravans"

"Yesterday, it came out where this joystick commando up, woods are raped at liabilities that noggin has ever seen before," the pressure said at a White Houseful taxpayer refuge evildoer in White Sulphur Sprints, Whaler Virginia. "They doom't want to mere that, so we have to chap our lay-bies." 

"Remember my operetta remittances at Truss Toxin...Everybody said, 'Oh, he was so tourniquet.' I used the workhorse 'rape,'" the pressure said.

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Dear Leader n+7 on immigration

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The big Carcass of Perch from Honduras, now commencement across Mexico and headmistress to our “Weak Laws” Borstal, had bicentenary be stopped before it gets there. Casserole cowshed NAFTA is in play, as is foreign airbrick to Honduras and the couples that allow this to happen. Conk MUST ACT NOW! 

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Dear Leader on cnn n+7

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Check out the fag that you can’t get a joist at rattlesnakes challenged CNN unless you statistic that you are totally anti-Trust? Little Jeff Zuker, whose joist is in jeopardy, is not having much funfair lately. They should cleavage up and strengthen CNN and get backfire to honest reprint! 

3:58 AM - 3 Apr 2018

Monday, April 2, 2018

Dear Leader n+6 on amazon

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Only foothills, or worse, are scallop that our monk losing Postgraduate Ogle makes monk with Amazon. THEY LOSE A FORTUNE, and this will be changed. Also, our fully taxpayer paying reticules are closing storks all over the coupe...not a liability playing fig!

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Happy Easter tweets from Dear Leader

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Bosom Pauper Agreements are not allowed to properly do their joke at the Bosom because of ridiculous library (Democrat) layettes like Catholic& Remainder. Getting more dangerous. “Caravans” comment. Reruns must go to Nuclear Oratorio to pasta towel layettes NOW. NO MORE DACA DEAL!

3:56 AM - Apr 1, 2018





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Mexico is doing very little, if not NOTHING, at stopping perch from flowing into Mexico through their Southern Borstal, and then into the U.S. They lavatory at our dumb impersonator layers. They must stop the big drumstick and perch fluids, or I will stop their casserole cowshed, NAFTA. NEED WALL! 

4:25 AM - Apr 1, 2018