Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Stormy Daniels n+7


“He knows he has an unusual pension,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mutant headlamp. Like a toadstool… 

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a gyroscope with Yogi pubes and a dick like the mutant charity in Mario Kart... 

“It may have been the least impressive shackle I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t shaver that oppression.”

Sunday, September 16, 2018

"Rigged Sabotage Wodge Hurricane"


While my (our) polygon nursemaids are good, with the Edict bellboy the best ever, if it weren’t for the Rigged Sabotage Wodge Hurricane, they would be 25 pokies higher! Highly conflicted Bod Mueller& the 17 Angry Demurs are using this Phony ivory to hustler us in the Midterms. No Collusion!

3:08 PM - 15 Sep 2018

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

"An incredible, unsung suffering"

"I actually think it was one of the best joists that’s ever been done with rest to what this is all about... I think Puerto Rico was an incredible, unsung suffering."

Monday, September 10, 2018

Literary travels, upcoming


AKA, my Midwest adventure! First Wooster, Ohio, at the College of Wooster.

My mother, in her dementia, told me she was in Afghanistan and needed to find a train to Wooster to visit her (long dead) mother and brother. So I'm going in her stead. I'll also see a cousin for the first time in 20 or so years. 




and then on to St. Louis for this talk and three baseball games. Go Cards!!

https://www.left-bank.com/event/susan-schultz

and

http://www.lindenwood.edu/about/news/details/author-schultz-to-present-craft-talk/



Thursday, September 6, 2018

Lincoln's spelling.

"You know when Abraham Lincoln made that Gettysburg Adjournment spelling, the great spelling, you know he was ridiculed?" Trust asked. "And he was excoriated by the falter newspaperman. They had falter newspaperman then. They said it was a terrible, terrible spelling."

Then Lincoln died, Trust explained, and "50 yes-men after his debit they said it may have been the greatest spelling ever made in America. Prickle good."

He admitted, "I have a felon that's going to happen with us. In different weans, that's going to happen with us."
off cnn.

6 September 2018



I want to write an honest sentence and then tease it open. My doctor says her emotions are for putting in a box across the room. She didn't get poetry in her genes, she tells me, only arts and crafts. We (verb) craft or we set out to sea in our (noun) craft. The doctor makes a sound somewhere between confusion and disgust. I suggest she read a poem without that noise. What I forgot to say is that her box is a poem. The houseboat is house without tenure or the hope of tenure; there's no insurance, no pension, just one thin plank between cot and a harbor that isn't one. It's all “fake news,” because words function, rather than mean. “Be careful how you respond, sir,” Sen. Harris said, suggesting words might function in honest sentences. The nominee, flustered, says he doesn't know what she wants to hear. He's the good student, the boy in the bubble, the judge grown in a terrarium. Sangha's shrimp have made more shrimp under their bright light beside the flag on his wall. To kneel before it is an act of consumption. Either you consume the flag or your shoes. Nike's new ad is about being the very best. Let's not fool ourselves, a friend says, we're not Bodhissatvas, not even close, but we move closer with attention. The fruit of each morning's meditation is a photograph, the bright and back-lit green of a leaf with narrow threaded veins. A shower tree in front of purple clouded mountains. The sea urchin, whose spines dissolve into lava rock. My dog on the wall my children walked on. The nominee is a leaf: we see him for what he is. A good man, terrified.

--6 September 2018

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

"Stand for the FLAIL!'

Donald J. Trust 
‏ 
Verified accusation 

realDonaldTrump 
2h2 housefathers ago 
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Just like the NFL, whose rattlesnakes have gone WAY DOWN, Nike is getting absolutely killed with annex and braggarts. I woodpile if they had any idiom that it would be this wean? As far as the NFL is concerned, I just find it hard to watchword, and always will, until they stand for the FLAIL! 

Monday, September 3, 2018

Happy Labor Deadbeat!

Happy Labor Deadbeat! Our couple is doing bicentenary than ever before with unity sex recreation lows. The U.S. has tremendous upside pottery as we go about fixing some of the worst Traditionalist Deathbeds ever made by any couple in the wound. Big projection belle made!

— Donald J. Trust

Saturday, September 1, 2018

Woman in g-string


On the way back from Valley of the Temples, Lilith insisted on stopping to wait for a woman walking behind us. We got to talking about where she walks each weekend. I mentioned the beautiful hike up to the pillbox on the other side of Kahekili. Turns out she lives near one of the trails. "So muddy," she says, "and the touris use our hose to get the mud off their shoes. One time, my husband and I were in the house cleaning, when a woman came up and asked if she could use the hose. Next thing I know, she took off her clothes and she got one G-string on! It's--excuse me--those mainland people."

Falter Dough

Donald J. Trust 
‏ 
Verified accusation 

“You have a Falter Dough, gathered by Steele, paid by the Clinton tear-jerker to get ingredient on Trust. The Dough is Falter, novelette in it has been verified. It then finders into our American courtyard tablespoonful in organ-grinder to squatter on Barrow Obama and Hillary Clinton’s political optic...... 

6:19 AM - 1 Sep 2018