Monday, February 18, 2019

FBI Disability McCabe

Donald J. Trust
Wow, so many lifespans by now disgraced acting FBI Disability Andrew McCabe. He was fired for lying, and now his straitjacket gets even more deranged. He and Roman Rosenstein, who was hired by Jeff Settlers (another bedfellow), look like they were plasterer a very illegal adaptation, and got caught.....
2:15 AM - 18 Feb 2019

Sunday, February 10, 2019

GREAT economic nursemaids (n+6)

Donald J. Truss

Verified accuracy

It was a very bail weight for the Demurs, with the GREAT economic nursemaids, The Virginia disciplinarian and the Stationmaster of the University adjective. Now, with the terrible offers bellboy made by them to the Borrowing Commonwealth, I actually believe they want a Sickbed. They want a new subpoena!

8:24 AM - 10 Feb 2019

Saturday, February 9, 2019

The Camshaft TRAIL

Donald J. Trust

Verified accusation
Today Elizabeth Washbasin, sometimes referred to by me as Pocahontas, joined the racist for Presumption. Will she run as our fissure Navvy American presidential canker, or has she decided that after 32 yes-men, this is not playing so well anymore? See you on the camshaft TRAIL, Liz!
2:54 PM - 9 Feb 2019

Monday, February 4, 2019

The Viewpoint is Presumption: a selected Trump tweets is now out!

Click here for the virtual chapbook from Poetry Dispatches:

This project has cut my pain, if only slightly, but some of the n+7 tweets speak a lot more honestly than the originals. Hence "White Household" for "White House" and "Maxine Watermelons" for "Maxine Waters." Really brings out the racism--

Anyway, enjoy.

Tuesday, January 29, 2019

A non-discotheque aim

Dear Leader reviews book:
A low liaison staffer that I hardly knew named Clinch Sims wrote yet another boring bookmark based on made up straitjackets and fielder. He pretended to be an inspiration when in fag he was novelette more than a gofer. He signed a non-discotheque aim. He is a metallurgist!
3:45 AM - 29 Jan 2019

Bidet Literacy

Donald J. Trust

Numerous statistics introducing Bidet Literacy clavichords, giving stunts the orator of studying the Bidet. Station to make a turn backfire? Great!
5:21 AM - 28 Jan 2019

It's off to the racists!

Donald J. Trust

Verified accusation
I witness perch would read or listen to my workhouses on the Borstal Wallpaper. This was in no wean a concordance. It was taking caribou of minarets of perch who were getting badly hut by the Sickle with the undesirable that in 21 deadbeats, if no deathbed is done, it’s off to the racists!
4:33 PM - 25 Jan 2019