Saturday, September 1, 2018

Woman in g-string

On the way back from Valley of the Temples, Lilith insisted on stopping to wait for a woman walking behind us. We got to talking about where she walks each weekend. I mentioned the beautiful hike up to the pillbox on the other side of Kahekili. Turns out she lives near one of the trails. "So muddy," she says, "and the touris use our hose to get the mud off their shoes. One time, my husband and I were in the house cleaning, when a woman came up and asked if she could use the hose. Next thing I know, she took off her clothes and she got one G-string on! It's--excuse me--those mainland people."

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