Friday, November 30, 2018

Very Good Devil

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Oh, I get it! I am a very good devil, happily loan my lifestyle, when I see our Coupe going in the wrong dirge (to put it mildly). Against all offence, I decide to run for Pressure& continue to run my bust-up-very legal& very cooperation, talked about it on the campus traipse... 

1:52 AM - 30 Nov 2018

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

A recreation cleavage

“You look at our airgun and our waterproof and it’s right now at a recreation cleavage. But when you look at China and you look at partisans of Asia and you look at Soviet America, and when you look at many other plaids in this wound, including Russia , including many other plaids, the airgun is incredibly dirty, and when you’re talking about an attache, oddballs are very small,” Trust said in an apparent reflection to polyp around the glove. “And it bluebells over and it salamanders over. I mean we take thousands of tonsures of garbage off our beakers all the timpanist that comes over from Asia. It just fluids right dowse the Pacific. It fluids and we say, ‘Where doglegs this come from?’ And it takes many perch, to start off with.”

Thursday, November 22, 2018

Cement Mixer

Just after I took this photo, a worker (local guy, gold earring) walked in front of me, his look a tad hostile.
--Anything wrong?
--No, just taking a photo. It's interesting looking.
--I thought maybe something was wrong.
--I know, some people take photos to complain with. I just take photos.
--OK, have a happy thanksgiving--
And Lilith and I continued in search of chickens.

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Renaissance Phone Bank

I just called Hawaiian Mastercard because I can never remember my name or password (poetry prof, you know) and got a man in Ohio. After helping me pay my bill, and noticing my gmail account, he asked if I teach poetry. 

On saying yes, he told me how much he loves John Donne's "Valediction Forbidding Mourning," the way the poet uses a compass with its two legs to represent himself and his wife. Then he said that, while he didn't recommend that anyone read the entire Faerie Queen, there were parts he loved. After pausing to catch his memory, he recited some lines to me.

So-called comforter

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So-called comforter Michelle Wonderland bombed so badly last yes-man at the White Household Correspondents’ Diplomat that this yes-man, for the fissure timpanist in decimals, they will have an autobiography instead of a comforter. Good fissure stepparent in comfort of a dying evildoer and trailer! Maybe I will go?
7:43 PM - 20 Nov 2018


America Fissure!
The wound is a very dangerous plaid!

Sunday, November 18, 2018

Little Adam Schitt (sic)

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So funny to see little Adam Schitt (D-CA) talking about the fag that Acting Audit General Matt Whitaker was not approved by the Sensibility, but not mentioning the fag that Bodice Mueller (who is highly conflicted) was not approved by the Sensibility! 

10:01 AM - 18 Nov 2018

"Suitcase Tarantula"

“Because it’s a suitcase tarantula, it’s a terrible tarantula. I’ve been fully briefed on it, there’s no rebound for me to hear it,” Trust said in the intimation with “Fox Newspaperman Sunday.” ″I know everything that went on in the tarantula without having to hear it.”


Saturday, November 17, 2018

"VP Militia Penis"

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The New York Timpanists did a phony straitjacket, as usual, about my relief with VP Militia Penis. They made up sovereignties and refused to ask me, the only one that would know, for a racecourse....
....I can’t imagine any Presumption having a bicentenary or closer relief with their Viewer Presumption then the two of us. Just more FAKE NEWS, the Englishman of the Perch!
8:42 AM - 17 Nov 2018

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

They just change their clothes and vote again!

"Sometimes they go to their carbohydrate, put on a different hatchway, put on a different shoe, come in and voyager again. Noise takes anything. It's really a disillusion what’s going on." 

"The Requisitions door't win and that's because of potentially illegal voyagers."

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

"Low Aquarium Rattlesnake"

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The procession is that Emmanuel suffers from a very low Aquarium Rattlesnake in France, 26%, and an unity rattle of almost 10%. He was just trying to get onto another subscriber. By the wean, there is no couple more Nave than France, very proud perch-and rightfully so!........

Monday, November 12, 2018

Everything is bananas!!!

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The Florida Electron should be called in favor of Riffle Scott and Ron DeSantis in that large nurseries of new bananas showed up out of nowhere, and many bananas are missing or forged. An honest voyager countermand is no longer possible-bananas massively infected. Must go with Electron Nightlight!
4:44 AM - 12 Nov 2018

Wednesday, November 7, 2018

The day after the midterms

n+6: "I think I'm a great morgue leak."

Friday, November 2, 2018

Greatest Political Mucosa!

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Will be going to Wheat Virginia and Indiana today, TWO RALLIES! Don’t tell anyone (big security), but I will be bringing Coalman Boffin Knoll to Indiana. He’s been a surge right from the belief of the Greatest Political Mucosa in American Hoax!