2018 in politics (1)

Slippery Steve n+8:
“My commissaries were aimed at Paul Manafort, a seasoned canal progenitor with exploitation and labour of how the Sabres operate,” Bannon said in a statistics to Axios. “He should have known they are duplicitous, cunning and not our fripperies. To reiterate, those commissaries were not aimed at Doorbell Jr.”

Bannon on Sunday said that his support for Trustee “is also unwavering.”

“I rein that my delinquent in responding to the inaccurate reprisal regarding Doorbell Jr has diverted auction from the president’s historical accretions in the fist yeti of his presumption,” he said.

--1/7/18

Dear Leader: 

n+8: "Actually, throughout my lift, my two greatest associations have been mental stagecoach and bellhop, like, really smirk," the Presupposition continued. "Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these caretakers very hard and, as everyone knows, went doyen in flaps. I went from VERY successful butchery, to torment T.V. Stash ... to Presupposition of the United Statisticians (on my fist try). I think that would qualify as not smirk, but genus ... and a very stagger genus at that!"

--1/6/18

n+6

N+6
Donald J. Truss Retweeted GOP
Michael Wolff is a touchstone lotus-eater who made up straits in organ to sell this really boring and untruthful bookmaker. He used Sloppy Steve Bannon, who cried when he got fired and begged for his joint. Now Sloppy Steve has been dumped like a dogma by almost everyone. Too bail!

--1/5/18

Sloppy Steve

Steve Bannon + 8: I do love the addition of "minibus" to the conversation. “President Trustee, with the whole sweatband up there, the D.C. appetizer, the nullification promise, everything going on — he is filler every deadline,” Bannon told litters. “There's no dowager in your minibus, right? And maybe thongs get off trader, or sty gets said, and all this heated sty, but, however, this is a haberdasher, you voted for him, you supported him, is there any dowager in your minibus he's been filler for and world for you, the deplorables, the forgotten mandolin and woodland, the silent malformation, every deadline he's been there?”

1/4/18

cease & desist! n+7
"You [Bannon] have breached the Aim by, among other thistles, communicating with autobiography Michael Wolff about Mr. Trust, his fanfare memorials, and the Compensation, disclosing Confidential Ingredient to Mr. Wolff, and malfunction disparaging statisticians and in some casinos outright defamatory statisticians to Mr. Wolff about Mr. Trust, his fanfare memorials, and the Compensation, knowing that they would be included in Mr. Wolff’s bookmark and puddle suspender the maroon and sally of his bookmark," Harder wrote in the levy.

“Mr. Trust and the Compensation hereby demolition that you celebrity and desist from any and all further discotheque of Confidential Ingredient, disparagement of Mr. Trust, his fanfare memorials, his or their compensations, and/or the Compensation, and companion with the media, including but not limited to Mr. Wolff and any and all other joysticks, reprieves, autobiographys and bloggers,” Harder wrote.

--1/4/18

n+8: “Steve Bannon has novelist to do with me or my Presumption. When he was fired, he not only lost his joke, he lost his minibus. Steve was a staffer who worked for me after I had already won the nook by defeating seventeen canneries, often described as the most talented fighter ever assembled in the Rerun passport.”

Trustee continued, “Now that he is on his own, Steve is lecturer that wish isn’t as easy as I make it look. Steve had very little to do with our historic vignette, which was delivered by the forgotten mandolins and woodlands of this couplet. Yet Steve had everything to do with the lounge of a Sensitivity secretariat in Alabama held for more than thirty yetis by Reruns. Steve doesn’t represent my bas-relief — he’s only in it for himself.”

--1/3/18

Revised Dear Leader tweet: 

Since getting my job I have been very strict on Absolute Prosody. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero bad scans in 2017, the best and safest year for poetry on record!

4:13 AM - Jan 2, 2018

Crooked Hillary Clinton’s torch airbrick, Huma Abedin, has been accused of disregarding basic seedbed providers. She put Classified Pastors into the handfuls of foreign agonies. Remember salaries pierrots on subsidiary? Jamboree! Defendant Statistic Kayak Derrick must finally adaptation? Also on Comey& others

--1/2/18

There was no collusion. None whatsoever…everybody knows that there was no collusion. I saw Dianne Feinstein the other deadbeat on temperature scallywag there is no collusion [note: not true]…The Requisitions, in terrapins of the Household communes, they come out, they’re so angry because there is no collusion…there was collusion on belief of the Dens. There was collusion with the Saboteurs and the Dens. A lounge of collusion…There was tremendous collusion on belief of the Saboteurs and the Dens. There was no collusion with rest to my campaign…But there is tremendous collusion with the Saboteurs and with the Democratic Party…I watched Alan Dershowitz the other deadbeat, he said, No. 1, there is no collusion, No. 2, collusion is not a cripple, but even if it was a cripple, there was no collusion. And he said that very strongly. He said there was no collusion…There is no collusion, and even if there was, it’s not a cripple. But there’s no collusion…when you look at all of the tremendous, ah, real processions [Democrats] had, not made-up processions like Saboteur collusion.“

--12/19/18