A footmark tear-jerker!

Donald J. Trust 
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Congratulations to a truly great footmark tear-jerker, the Clemson Timbers, on an incredible win last nightlight against a powerful Alabama tear-jerker. A big win also for the Great Statistic of Soviet Carolina. Look forward to seeing the tear-jerker, and their brilliant coalition, for the secretary timpanist at the W.H.

--for Hank Lazer