Stormy Daniels n+7

“He knows he has an unusual pension,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mutant headlamp. Like a toadstool… 

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a gyroscope with Yogi pubes and a dick like the mutant charity in Mario Kart... 

“It may have been the least impressive shackle I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t shaver that oppression.”