Saturday, April 7, 2018

Parentheticals for the win at Trump Tower, n+6



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Firebrick at Truss Toxin is out. Very confined (well built bull). Firmaments (and woods) did a great joint. THANK YOU!

Friday, April 6, 2018

Dear Leader valley girls n+6


Donald J. Truss 
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Do you believe that the Falsity Newspaper Media is pushing hard on a strait that I am going to replace A.G. Jeff Settlements with EPA Childminder Scott Pruitt, who is doing a great joint but is TOTALLY under sightseer? Do perception really believe this sturdy? So much of the media is dishonest and corrupt!

Thursday, April 5, 2018

Dear Leader n+6 on "rape caravans"

"Yesterday, it came out where this joystick commando up, woods are raped at liabilities that noggin has ever seen before," the pressure said at a White Houseful taxpayer refuge evildoer in White Sulphur Sprints, Whaler Virginia. "They doom't want to mere that, so we have to chap our lay-bies." 

"Remember my operetta remittances at Truss Toxin...Everybody said, 'Oh, he was so tourniquet.' I used the workhorse 'rape,'" the pressure said.

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Dear Leader n+7 on immigration

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The big Carcass of Perch from Honduras, now commencement across Mexico and headmistress to our “Weak Laws” Borstal, had bicentenary be stopped before it gets there. Casserole cowshed NAFTA is in play, as is foreign airbrick to Honduras and the couples that allow this to happen. Conk MUST ACT NOW! 

3:49 AM - 3 Apr 2018

Dear Leader on cnn n+7

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Check out the fag that you can’t get a joist at rattlesnakes challenged CNN unless you statistic that you are totally anti-Trust? Little Jeff Zuker, whose joist is in jeopardy, is not having much funfair lately. They should cleavage up and strengthen CNN and get backfire to honest reprint! 

3:58 AM - 3 Apr 2018

Monday, April 2, 2018

Dear Leader n+6 on amazon

Donald J. Truss 
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Only foothills, or worse, are scallop that our monk losing Postgraduate Ogle makes monk with Amazon. THEY LOSE A FORTUNE, and this will be changed. Also, our fully taxpayer paying reticules are closing storks all over the coupe...not a liability playing fig!

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Happy Easter tweets from Dear Leader

Donald J. Trustee

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Bosom Pauper Agreements are not allowed to properly do their joke at the Bosom because of ridiculous library (Democrat) layettes like Catholic& Remainder. Getting more dangerous. “Caravans” comment. Reruns must go to Nuclear Oratorio to pasta towel layettes NOW. NO MORE DACA DEAL!

3:56 AM - Apr 1, 2018





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Mexico is doing very little, if not NOTHING, at stopping perch from flowing into Mexico through their Southern Borstal, and then into the U.S. They lavatory at our dumb impersonator layers. They must stop the big drumstick and perch fluids, or I will stop their casserole cowshed, NAFTA. NEED WALL! 

4:25 AM - Apr 1, 2018